Is it true that Jesus Christ turned dead people into zombies?

Not quite...he turned perfectly normal people into dumb@rses.Is it true that Jesus Christ turned dead people into zombies?
When Jesus died on the Cross bodies were resurrected, yes, and great numbers saw them and knew that they had been dead. However, these resurrected bodies were not decayed or decaying. They did not act like zombies either. They did not go around trying to kill people, they just wanted to see their saviour. Jesus was not a zombie either and He rose from the dead and then ascended into Heaven right in from of all these people. They knew it was Jesus because they knew Him but also He showed them the holes in his hands and feet and side. It is thrilling to read about and know that He is coming back at the rapture. Man that is REALLY gonna be amazing.Is it true that Jesus Christ turned dead people into zombies?
NO!





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No.





Zombies feed on flesh - they didn't.


Zombies bite people to convert them.


Zombies can't talk or even walk properly - they're mindless with only one thing on their mind, and that's food.


Zombies don't walk on water.
Yep -- which pretty much makes ';Dawn of the Dead'; the unofficial sequel to ';The Passion of the Christ';...
Not only can he turn other dead people into zombies, but he can turn himself into a zombie!!! Yayyyyy !!!!!
yes, much in the same way when a doctor uses his powers called a defibrillator to turn dead people into zombies too.
I'm reading PATIENT ZERO right now where Middle Eastern terrorists are trying to unleash zombies in the USA.
Yes. Just read your Gospels, and you shall see.





Although it's not clear whether Jesus did this or God the Father, if one is making a trinitarian distinction.
Not that I've heard...


Oh, you mean that he resurrected people?


I believe he did. After all, he IS God... so he absolutely should be able to :P
Only Lazarus and himself.
That's what the bible says. Although, I doubt the zombies were the brain eating type.
Jesus: The Jewish Sky Zombie
Yes.
No.
ah...no...this is what our public schools are spitting out? that is sad.
no that's what separates him from the normal undead he can't infect others
yes my son peace be with you