you just made my day.lol...i'm religious myself, but that there was funnyIs it true that the only reason Jesus wasnt born in America is coz they couldn,t find 3 wise men and a virgin?
no thats why he wasn't born in London.
I am just amazed they could find one in the Middle East back then who was over the age of 9 ;)
LOL now answer mine .... http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;鈥?/a>
Do you usually copy and paste things you think are witty because you yourself are unoriginal and uninteresting?
Careful with that joke, it's an antique.
(I admit I found it mildly amusing)
no. that's not true! this kinda happened long b4 europeans arrives...so Jesus could have bn native american and how would Christianity have caught on so well, like it did in Rome, if Jesus had to go to separate, inward tribes. it wouldn't work. so there r more reasons then that but its NOT just cuz he couldn't find a virgin. they r evrywhere
Oh they found a virgin, but he as 35 yrs old and living in his mothers basement.
LOL. Good one. There are plenty of wise men who are hiding away from the limelight. And there are plenty of virgins, too. Jesus wasn't born in America because Jesus and God for that matter are figments of imagination.
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Actually, the main reason was that God didn't want to nonce up a fatty.
That's not true at all, every 12 year old I know is a virgin.
This even helps teen pregnancy rates, provided they have not been twelve for more then 3 months.
this isn't even original. ugh.
If Jesus had been born in North America (since America as a country didn't exist two millennia ago), we (westerners) MIGHT be following a Native America way of thinking about life, afterlife and the planet in general (';The Earth is our mother';, etc.) and, quite possibly, we wouldn't be in the global warming/ climate/ pollution/ species extinction mess we are now in.
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