Is it true Jesus will return in a shimmering sequin gown and diamond tiara, riding atop a pink unicorn?

He better work it!Is it true Jesus will return in a shimmering sequin gown and diamond tiara, riding atop a pink unicorn?
Actually i heard he was going to be in a rainbow tutu, dancing to the YMCA whilst eating chocolate filled donuts with sprinkles...Is it true Jesus will return in a shimmering sequin gown and diamond tiara, riding atop a pink unicorn?
hey seriously don't have such disrespect towards God. It's really repulsive and rude. Jesus is the most awesome thing that's ever happened to me and I am so proud to say that He's in my life and I really DON'T want to hear all this crap from people, so seriously keep it to yourself. by the way, I'm really not trying to be rude, but i can't stand when people are so incredibly disrespectful, it really annoys me.
no way I heard he was gonna be wearing hig top eighties style sneakers with a mullet and a backwards cap that says 'so hood' on it and a tshirt that says 'jesus is my homeboy' and he's gonna be carrying a boom box and a piece of linoleum so he can break dance every few blocks...and god will show up and they will argue and then god says 'WHO'S YO' DADDY *****' and then jesus cries and runs away.





=)
LOL your avatar...





There is so much wrong with this question, so please have a star. =)





P.S. There will also be rainbows galore.
and the flying spaghetti monster will be his second hand man.





all world hunger will be erased with his noodly appendages...
That sounds about as plausible as anything else regarding the second coming.
It is true, and he will also be singing, ';Someone left the cake out in the raaaaiiiinnnn....';
He'll be late, admiring himself in the mirror.





';Sometimes I just stand there and I spin and spin and spin...';
You forgot: He'll also be wearing tap shoes.





You don't think he's exempt from the talent portion, do you?
Trolltastic
L.S.D.is still a very bad drug to experiment with. so stop .
If he does, I will convert IMMEDIATELY
it's an invisible pink unicorn, get it right!
'Tiara of thorns.'





hmm, sounds like a good name for a goth band
Nope, but his eyes will be redder than Briney Spears on a bender.
Keep laughing.
It is questions like this that make thinking people turn to drink!





';drink';
That would depend on what you're smoking at the time';
No disrespect..but really... why the disrespect??
Uh, no.
Yeah jesus is pimpin'
No, but thanks for asking!
Do you really mean Jose your boyfriend and what he did for you last weekend?
only in your wierd little fantasies. ill pray for you