Is it true Jesus forgot to tip the waitress at the last supper?

No, but he did slap her ***!Is it true Jesus forgot to tip the waitress at the last supper?
Not according to Father Guido Sarducci:





On The Last Supper: It was actually a brunch. The check (discovered by Sarducci himself!) reveals that one guy only had a soft-boiled egg and tea, while everyone else stuffed themselves. But when the bill was paid, it was divided equally. The moral: ';In groups, always order the most expensive thing.';





From that, it's easy to extrapolate that if the waitress got stiffed on the tip, it was probably some of the apostles'. However, I'm thinking that for a party of thirteen, the management probably tacked on a 15% service charge to the bill anyway.Is it true Jesus forgot to tip the waitress at the last supper?
No,Calvin. He did not forget. There was no waitress. Only a waiter who asked stupid questions, and did not get tipped because he was SO stupid, as evidenced by his stupid questions.





Do you have any more stupid questions you want answered?


Sincerely,


Uncle Floyd
Mar(r)y me please.
He was Jewish of course he didn't.
LOL
Let's all become mormon so I can marry you too
Well, he was a Jew...
that is correct.
yes cuz he'd rather look at 12 guys instead
Jesus served the apostles Himself and He got no tip! What's up with that? :(
He died because of your sins, and all you can do is mock Him? I truly pity you! If a doctor were to save your life, you would probably try to publicly embarrass him, too! You're pathetic!